I’m Just Not That Into Him

There’s a lot of Cav love going around at the moment, I really don’t understand why people are so excited.

Mark Cavendish is a boring bastard, his post race interviews are enough to put me in a coma. “All the guys were great, we’ve got a great team”, it’s the same shit every time, we all know what he really wants to say is “FEEL THE CAV POWER, LOSERS! IN YOUR FACE!”

Sprinters are surely the most boring cyclists, they just sit there being dragged along by everyone else then take all the glory and Cav, more than anyone else, is guilty of that. He’s like the full stop at the end of a sentence, the words are far more important but you just have to put one at the end. Consider these two sentences…

“The all round cyclist broke away from the peloton, climbed the mountain and stayed away until the very end where he was pipped to the post”

“The sprinter sat on his fat arse all day then took the glory at the last second.”

I know which one I preferred to read, full stop or no full stop. I don’t think Cav is a particularly good World Champion, he’s going to come last in every race with a hill in the middle, he’s simply not the best cyclist in the world, he’s just a boring little fast fucker.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Cav fans! Ha!