House of Pistard!

I just discovered this House of Pistard blog, it’s pretty interesting. Nearly all of the fixed gear blogs focus almost exclusively on posting ‘news’ and arse licking which I find a bit tedious. House of Pistard isn’t 100% fixed gear, it’s a messenger blog which is even better. They post stories and all kinds of other stuff worth reading and like me they like to fucking swear at times.

I bought one of their Merckx t-shirts which is sweeeeeeet, awesome quality tee and the print is really nice too and just look at all those free stickers, everyone knows that the free shit in an envelope is more important that the thing you have actually paid for…

Every year I go to The Gower Show which is basically a giant field full of toffs parading their prize beef around, being a vegan can sometimes be bitter sweet because as much as I hate toffs and every single thing they stand for I also love animals so I bite my tongue and enjoy looking at the fine bovine once a year. I wore my new Cannibal t-shirt knowing that there would be pigs there that I could pose ironically with wearing a tee featuring the logo of a sausage manufacturer but the poor sows were so fat that they just laid on their sides all day and didn’t make for good composition. Luckily there were loads of other pigs around so I posed with them instead, I sure would love to eat a PC Sausage, knowwhati’msayin’?