O’Neill Fixy Clothes, ‘LOL’

Now, if there is one thing I love it’s shit stuff so I thought I’d do a post on this summers O’Neill clothing range. I know what you’re thinking, I thought O’Neill was just a lame surf clothing company too but it seems that their (terrible) designers like to ride the latest fad bikes, fixy’s! They have a whole load of stuff featuring, uh, awesome, uh, graphics that will appeal to all but the most clueless, uh, idiots.

This first tee is called ‘Fixy’, yes, FIXY. As you can see they’ve only gone and used a back wheel as the ‘O’, fucking genius.

Next up we have the ‘Fixed Gear’ shirt, with it’s classic western styling you can truly feel like a cowboy when riding your Excellent Steel Horse, there’s no better puncture protection than a horse shoe, thats fo sho!

Lastly we have the ‘Fixed’ t-shirt which is just dripping in fixed gear culture…

…Look very carefully, down on the left of the lightning bolt, there is a tri-spoke and the ‘where the waves meet wheels’ slogan is just to die for.

That’s not the lot, head over to the O’Neill site to check out the ‘Vertical Dropout’ golf jumper; the ‘Fixie’ hoody and the ‘Crank’ pants amongst many other atrocities.

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